There once was a statue, Jesus-styleIt was a biggy, like those ones near the NileThis little earner by the water You could enter with a quarterTill lightning struck the main entrance turnstile.
The Insurance Company ruled that it was an “act of God.”
Big Butter Jeebus just melted away!
It’s not nice to fool with Mother Nature.
It had a steel armature taller than anything, metal or not, in the vicinity, and the armature was sitting in a lake. I am surprised that it hadn’t been struck by lightning earlier.
In an interview, God the father noted that the disputed call was clearly not a touchdown…