FROM THE US TV SERIES "JUSTIFIED"(SLIGHTLY ALTERED BY MADPRIEST)

Why don't Southern Baptists ever have sex standing up?

Because it might lead to dancing.

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FROM THE US TV SERIES "JUSTIFIED"(SLIGHTLY ALTERED BY MADPRIEST) — 15 Comments

  1. The real reason is because someone might *see* them and *think* that they were dancing. Believe me, MP, I know this, because every living member of my family except me is a Southern Baptist .

  2. I said that every *living* member of my family, MP. My father died when I was 5 years old, my mother died 4 years ago. They were both Methodists. All my younger brothers and sisters were also raised Methodist, but they have all “fallen away” from that church and become Baptists of some of the conservative varieties available in the South.

    My mother and daddy did dance before I was born!

  3. Jonathan, if you wish hard enough, you should be able to make me disappear from your imagination. I hear that wishes are more powerful than figments.

  4. Well, Jonathan, it’s almost time for you to get up, if you had been sleeping, so I’m going to bed. Prayers for the rest of your day, luv. I know it won’t be easy.

  5. A very old joke among Baptists themselves (I was raised as one).

    And, with Mimi, I offer prayers for you this day.

  6. My father’s favorite was:

    “Baptists have, indeed, been clothed by God in a new and radiant form . . . that’s why they never recognize each other at the liquor store.”