From THE BOSTON HERALD:
Calvary Episcopal Church, in Danvers, will offer, later this month, its first "Perfect Paws Pet Ministry" aimed at giving area pooches and their owners improved odds at getting canines into heaven. The service, on the third Sunday of every month, will come complete with communion for the humans and special blessings for pets. Dogs will get special treats.
Well-mannered, leashed dogs are invited. People can submit a paper prayer if their pets are sick, not good around other dogs or deceased. Prayers can also be offered for other types of pets.
COMMENT: Oh, yes. Here we go again. More blatant speciesism. Notice how the dogs always get treats but nobody ever gives the priest one. It certainly is a dog's life - but only if you are a dog.