ASK PROFESSOR GEORGE -HE’LL ALWAYS GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT

From PROFESSOR GEORGE.COM:

***MISLEADING INTERNET REPORTS ABOUT PROFESSOR GEORGE REKERS***
A recent article in an alternative newspaper cleverly gave false impressions of inappropriate behavior because of its misleading innuendo, incorrectly implying that Professor George Rekers used the Rentboy website to hire a prostitute to accompany him on a recent trip. Contrary to Internet stories based on this slanderous article, following medical advice Professor George Rekers requires an assistant to lift his luggage in his travels because of an ongoing condition following surgery. His family, local friends, and even another university professor colleague have offered to accompany him on trips to lift luggage. Professor Rekers was not involved in any illegal or sexual behavior with his travel assistant.

Oh, I'm not so sure...

The above graphic is a spoof and has never appeared on George Rekers' website.

Thanks to KJ for sending details of Professor Rekers' perfectly plausible excuse into MadPriest Towers.

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ASK PROFESSOR GEORGE -HE’LL ALWAYS GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT — 7 Comments

  1. I’m sure this wicked rent boy was advertising his services under false pretenses just to embarrass honest and moral people like George Rekers.

    It’s well known that rent boys place ficticious adverts in the “domestic help” columns and in “porter services” and you really can’t tell one from the other.

  2. I agree, Erika. If they had called their little website “Gay prostitutes for hire” and not “Rentboys,” I’m sure this misunderstanding would never have occurred. I mean. George is a professor whose specialist subject is homosexuality. It is unfair to expect such a person to know obscure references to the gay sub-culture such as “rentboy.”

  3. I think that his special ministry trying to cure GLBT folks just made him all the more susceptible to the wiles of the devil and one day the demon of homosexuality crept into the room and flew up his ass!

    And Prostate Pete of Dunhelm has repeatedly told of how “straight” men are so easily seduced into the addiction of having their prostates tickled.

  4. Oh my. There’s more!

    According to CBSnews.com, Uncle George has responded to the queer boys’ ridicule. It’s SCIENCE!

    “Contrary to false gossip, innuendo, and slander about me, I do not in any way ‘hate’ homosexuals, but I seek to lovingly share two types of messages to them, as I did with the young man called ‘Lucien’ in the news story: [1] It is possible to cease homosexual practices to avoid the unacceptable health risks associated with that behavior, and [2] the most important decision one can make is to establish a relationship with God for all eternity by trusting in Jesus Christ’s sacrifice on the cross for the forgiveness of your sins, including homosexual sins. If you talk with my travel assistant that the story called ‘Lucien,’ you will find I spent a great deal of time sharing scientific information on the desirability of abandoning homosexual intercourse, and I shared the Gospel of Jesus Christ with him in great detail.”

    UPDATE: On Thursday, the New Times posted a new story in which Lucien told the newspaper that Rekers “is a homosexual who paid him to provide body rubs once a day in the nude” during the vacation.

  5. Geroge at last you are caught with your hand in cookie jar .
    Your days of have fun do mission work is over no more free ride