But if you find me more offensive than the ****ing possibility
The Pope protected priests when they were getting ****ing fiddly,
Then listen to me, mother******, this here is a fact,
You are just as morally misguided as that mother******
Power-hungry self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid ****ing hat.

Tim Minchin's new release, "Pope Song" is the most offensive, sweary and profane comment on the Roman Catholic sex abuse scandal yet uttered. But it is also the most accurate vocalisation of what we are all really thinking (including most of the Roman Catholic laity because, like the laity in all denominations, they are not amoral monsters).

I cannot post the video here. You will have to look "elsewhere" for it or type "Pope Song Tim Minchin" into the YouTube search engine."

And if that isn't good enough for you then I can only repeat Tim's own words on the subject:

And if you don’t like the swearing that this mother****** forced from me
And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity,
Then **** you, mother******, this is language one employs
When one is ****ing cross about ****ers ****ing boys.



  1. I INSIST this be the Official Welcoming Song at His Holiness’s *every* appearance in the UK.

    (It’s so f@cking catchy, too! ;-p)

  2. Excellent idea, JCF. I’ll check if The King’s Singers are able to come into the studio to record an English version.