CAPTION COMPETITION

50 extra days off purgatory for the first truly unacceptable reference to the BVM.

Oh! I seem to have won them myself with:

"Well," thought Mary, "If I'm going to be stuck out here all day anyway it would be a crime not to take advantage of the opportunity to top up my tan."

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CAPTION COMPETITION — 4 Comments

  1. “What did I just say? No crucifying on the beach! You’ll just bleed all over your towel! Get down off that cross now, young man!”