HEADLINE OF THE DAY

From EKKLESIA:

That's a very generous offer and I think the Scottish Episcopal
Church should respond by closing down its biological warfare
unit and no longer train their missiles on St. Giles' Cathedral.

Comments

HEADLINE OF THE DAY — 5 Comments

  1. But if they put a stop to the nuclear threat and the biological warfare unit, what on earth will they find to do with themselves to pass the long winter evenings? More importantly still, how will they prevent the English from crossing the border?

  2. Cathy, the English have already crossed the border. In fact, the only thing stopping the English being the majority ethnic grouping in the Highlands are are all the Australians working up there. If it’s native Scots you want then you’re living in the right place already.

  3. Whaddaya mean “close the biological warfare unit”? You do realise that means banning all the clergy from eating takeaway Bhoonas? Never! We shall continue to produce poison gas!