A COUPLE OF POEMS FROMFLUFFYSNUGGLES’ MOM

A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.

Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand..
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.

I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac

with a small butt, 36DD's;
who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
The End

Our good friend, Fluffs, blogs at EPISCOPALIFEM.

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A COUPLE OF POEMS FROMFLUFFYSNUGGLES’ MOM — 10 Comments

  1. A reply to a woman’s prayer

    He does exist, he is about
    of that my dear, pray have no doubt.
    He doesn’t drink huge pints of beer
    but sadly, love, he’s truly queer!

    So nuptial options please rule out,
    but before you start to scream and shout,
    remember this
    A Gay Best Friend for every Miss is truly fun and utter bliss!

  2. Oh, Fr. Dougal. So true! One of the best friends I have EVER had in my life is a gay man. Unfortunately, that was in South Africa so we no longer can get together and hang out. (Love you, Nolan, wherever you are!)

  3. Come now, let’s have something a bit more than a “small butt” shall we ? The most attractive women are those who look like women, not like skinny, androgynous teenagers…

  4. Well, here’s the third stanza:

    To shop, to lunch, to goss he loves.
    Ditto Jimmy Choos and Hepburn’s gloves.
    When an ache assails your head
    you don’t need to fend him off in bed!

    A gay best friend’s a splendid habit.
    Just don’t forget your Rampant Rabbit!

  5. LMAO @ all this! I forgot I sent you those J! Glad they have provided a giggle for you all, and Fr. Dougal – I LOVE the additions!

  6. My personal preference, David, is somewhere (healthily!) BETWEEN “Nasitol” and “Needs its own Zip Code”! ;-D

    The poems are familiar.

    [As far as “her mother” goes: many a babe has many a MILF. I’m just sayin’.]