And the prizewinner in “hook the bishop’s glasses” is…
“Holy hand granade of Antioch, bless thy flight as you are sent to demolish thine enemy. 1…2…4.. NO 3!”
Hagger, party of two? Hagger? Your table is ready…
“Item number 347 — one umbrella sword, early twentieth century. The minimum is two hundred pounds! What am I bid?”
wv = endings(a short auction)
I vote for Clumber.
I don’t vote for themethatisme, not because it isn’t on target — +Rowan might very well think that — but he wouldn’t be able to say it in less than a full paragraph.
I was going to say Clumber has it,,,
,,,until TheMe captured it perfectly!
Actually, I forgot the title: “A Better Job for Rowan”
Holy hand granade of Antioch…¨ LK
I really like this one, no wonder there are few takers around those parts…yikes
No he didn’t Dah•veed as Bill has shown. But then Bill is cleverer than you and TMTIM put together – and then doubled.
Clumber’s made me laugh out loud.
Clumber gets it for me as well!
I vote for themethatisme, though I think WSJM is right that ++Rowan couldn’t say it in anything less than a paragraph.
Keep up the good work +Hagger!
Clumber is the winner in my estimation.
It looks to me like he’s just saying, “…and another pint down here, too.”
After Clumber, what is there to say?
++Rowan opens the local Sunday School picnic.
(He’s up to page 9. “Now I know you’re all just dying to get into those wonderful chocolate crackles but before you do that, let me tell you a little bit about the history of the chocolate crackle…”
What am I bid for one “Church of England”, slightly used?
I hear tuppence—anyone for three?
“Now, ECUSA, according to my seating chart, you don’t get to join us anymore, because you openly acknowledge you have poof priests. You’ll want to go back down the hall and to the left to pray with the Unitarians.”
You know that’s what he really wants to say…
I vote for Themethatisme
“Excuse me (a la Sassy Gay Friend). Katherine, that sunrise vestment set you have is horrible. If you’re going to keep having those gay priests, the lease you could do is let them help with your wardrobe.”
I agree with JSP/OSL, that our ++Katharine needs an alternate set of vestments. It’s like wearing the same gown to every party one goes to. Every consecration she does, she’s wearing the same set over and over again.