I am disappointed and, somewhat, disgusted.
I sincerely thought that the reason the Quakers hadn't launched a revenge attack on those ne'erdowell Mennonites following the drive-by tasering incident was that they are a righteous people intent on following our Lord's instruction to turn the other cheek. But, nothing could be further from the truth.
The truth, as the following headline proves, is that they are just a bunch of pansies who can get roughed up by even the most insignificant opponent. Obviously their no revenge policy is down to pure cowardice.
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