I expect all of you were sickened to the very pits of your stomachs after reading MY BIG SCOOP yesterday concerning the ongoing gang warfare between Mennonites and Quakers in the United States. I know I was.
Well, I'm glad to say I have some good news. This headline from THE DARLINGTON AND STOCKTON TIMES was picked up on my newsreader earlier today:
I think this proves, beyond doubt, that Quakers are much nicer people than those ne'erdowell, taser happy, Mennonites and, of course, they also make excellent porridge.