GOOD NEWS FOR GAY PEOPLEWHO ARE CRAP AT IT

From CHRISTIAN WEB NEWS -the headline of the day:

Homosexuality Taught in Faith Schools!

So there you go. There is no longer any excuse for being useless at homosexuality. Get yourself down to your nearest faith school and learn to do it properly!

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GOOD NEWS FOR GAY PEOPLEWHO ARE CRAP AT IT — 17 Comments

  1. No problem there, Jim. The course comes with one of the conversion kits the Gay Agenda has been using, with great success, in their Uganda campaign.

  2. This course certainly was not offered at the little Christian school from which I graduated in a class of 21 students. However, it is encouraging to note that 10% of us went on to earn honorary degrees in the subject.

  3. I’m still stopped in my tracks by “the pink vote.” Does this mean that my granddaughter, who loves and will wear only pink clothing, is pushing a homosexual agenda? I knew she was pretty sophisticated for a seven year old, but such political and societal subterfuge…all I can say is “You go, girl!”

  4. Does this mean that my granddaughter, who loves and will wear only pink clothing, is pushing a homosexual agenda?

    I would think in Uganda her name is on a list of their most dangerous ringleaders

  5. “He wants all schools, including faith schools, to be legally obliged …to teach that homosexuality is ‘normal and harmless’.”

    Yes. But they should certainly also teach that myopia is both abnormal and harmful (I know that from a lifetime of personal experience). Furthermore, they should teach that being an active communicant in the Church of England (or The Episcopal Church in the US) is certainly neither normal nor (we pray) harmless. And certainly more abnormal and harmful than being gay.

  6. Ah, you are all too kind (except Dahveed: I’mma gonna gitcha, Cholo! >;-/).

    No, sadly: I meant as a student (Enthusiastic! Tries the hardest! Advances quick- …advances satisfactorally! ;-p)