WHERE DOES HE FIND THEM?SUNDAY GO TO CHURCH SPECIAL

Okay. Here’s the deal:

500 days off purgatory if you get all the way

through it.

And, for Christians only, an extra 500 days off

if you get all the way through it and DON’T
lose your faith in a loving and merciful God.

Shit! It’s 1972 all over again and I wasn’t that

keen on it the first time round.

Comments

WHERE DOES HE FIND THEM?SUNDAY GO TO CHURCH SPECIAL — 17 Comments

  1. Well, this certainly won’t beat the heck out of anything by Michael Pretorius…..

  2. “Going to tha altar tonight?” Not in my church, baby. No services on a Monday!

    “Going to ask Jesus in”? Well, the kettle’s just boiled.

    In a perverse way I rather enjoyed it.

  3. I love a twelve bar blues. I thought I was doing it easy…till…I got to the ending. Boy was it bad!

    1000 days please.

  4. OK … I want my 1000 days. Definitely not my style, but far … VERY far … from some of the torturous stuff that you’ve put up on this site.

  5. A little kickier than “Beagle’s Wings”.

    Somehow, the image of an old fogey wearing a toupe’ trying to act “cool” comes to mind…