WHERE DOES HE FIND THEM?

Okay, I will award you 500 days off purgatory if you
manage to get all the way through this record without
cheating. Not only that, but I will throw in $20 of my
own money towards drinks at your wake. And may
the gods at the top of the banyan tree have mercy
on your soul, you brave but foolish hero.

Comments

WHERE DOES HE FIND THEM? — 8 Comments

  1. Well, that certainly takes care of the stereotype about rhythm now, doesn’t it?

    I claim my 500 days and no worries about a funeral yet.

  2. Stephan, my younger son and I gave up at 27 seconds. We will have to buy our own drinks. But then when a bunch of Gypsies get together there is never a shortage of booze!

    FWIW
    jimB

  3. Am I? I just thought I had a high pain threshold…I’d listen to this crap over that triangle noise any day if I had to choose between the two.

  4. Bad. Just bad. Really bad.

    Can I please have my $20 worth of drinks now, instead of after my death? I need something to help me forget that.